Introducing
MISS WEST
Imagine a crystal blue-eyed Blanche-Neige, reimagined as a vampy disco-mermaid.
That’s me.
A true Renaissance woman, I have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge
and an unrelenting hunger for creativity and having a fabulous time…
Whether it be restyling my entire closet (always in the market for a bigger one), folding my determined tongue into a new language, or meticulously guiding my body through a new style of dance, in my personal time, you can find me passionately descending into an abyss of information, only to emerge with the treasure of new understanding…
I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over the course of a very impassioned and lustful life. Rich cultural immersion and savoring the world’s best in beauty, fashion, cuisine, music, art, and dance fill my soul with immense joie de vivre. I believe these delights are the best of what humanity has to offer…
The shared euphoric experience of exploring wondrous sights, melodic sounds, intoxicating aromas, and enchanting flavors is what makes being human so delicious.
Name a better way to celebrate than with a classic bright-eyed beauty whose very nature is to whimsically stop - take a deep slow intentional breath - and smell the roses with you.
As a romantic trained in relational therapy, melancholy loathes a moving target.
In the timeless words of the immortal David Bowie,
“Let’s dance.”
A little about me…
Height: 5’4”
Ethnicity: Western and Northern European (French, Scottish & Swedish)
Eyes: Blue
Dress size: XS, 2
Bust: 34C
Shoes Size: US 7, EU 37
Education: Master of Science in Psychology
Located: Chicago, IL, USA
Available Internationally